Demelza the A is NOT for ankle biter Robins

( Demelza: Six Degrees )

Merlin! What the FUCK, United?! PITIFUL! PITIFUL SHOWING! That was NOT an opener! That was a NIGHTMARE!

VICKY! We need bread. There's no bread.

Couple great games to open the season with. Would have liked to see Caerphilly trounce Montrose but that didn’t really seem likely. And Montrose earned it. Either way, it still makes the TWO WEEKS I have to wait for the Puddlemere opener RIDICULOUS. TWO WEEKS...that’s like an eternity. In my world.

In other news...I want sushi. UNAGI! VICKY!

( Warded to Fel )

Fuck. Something as fun and tasty as champagne should not turn so vicious the next day. Fucking MERLIN I need a new stock of hangover potion because I took what I had and it still took me half the day to drag my ass out of bed and be even the slightest bit productive. Still would rather be back there. I need to not drink that stuff anymore. Even if it is held out to me on a shiny platter.

[Warded to Fel]

I...have issues. NEVER MIND IGNORE THE INK BLOT. Really.

So who else is going to this shindig tonight? Everybody? Anybody? Are we sure a few hands of poker wouldn't be a LOT more fun? Better music I'd bet. Food, possibly as good. And, hey, I'm a worthy cause! Yeah?

New tattoos! Yes, another stunning, gorgeous piece of art gracing my already fit body. Just in case you thought I could never find a way to be any more brilliant than I am, you were WRONG! But seriously, they came out well. It's hard to say as I've only had them a couple days but I think they're the best ones I've gotten.

AND VICKY FROBISHER FINALLY BROKE DOWN AND TOOK MY SAGE ADVICE AND GOT HER OWN! Sorry, Bug, the world had to know. It's for their own good. And yours. And possibly mine, I'm not sure but why not, right?

I should not be left to my own devices! It's like I've been abandoned! All my own to fend for myself, I'm not suited for this kind of life! What would make anyone, ESPECIALLY blond dancer type anyones, think they can dissappear and leave me for such an EXTENDED period is beyond me. I'll starve to death at this rate. I've had nothing but cereal for at least two days. And I already ran out of Pixie Puffs and all that's left is Vicky's Cheeri Owls and they taste like bran. What's the point in that? You have to dose them in sugar just to get through the whole damn bowl!! VICKY! YOU NEED BETTER TASTE IN CEREAL!!

Who's up for a drink? Need to wash the taste of healthy BRAN and OATS out of my mouth. That takes the strong stuff.

I need a fridge that does it's own shopping. Gets up on it's own and goes and loads itself up. That would possibly solve everything. Or at least solve the grumbling stomach I have. Come on, Fridge, do your job!

( Character Info v.1 )